Sunday, December 11, 2011

November & Dec 0211 texts from people I have never heard of

734780734780xxx@vtext.com

Yooooooooo the canceled the
party as I pull in, wtf.

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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540422xxx@vtext.com

So...i heard you stopped a
fight!!

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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412901xxx@vtext.com

what is up with the
helicopters

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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850384xxx@vtext.com

Cabs here

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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540422xxx@vtext.com

Can i ask u a serious
question?

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Where r u

Thu Dec 8 10:34 pm
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518651xxx@vtext.com

Sup u playn lter

Fri Dec 9 3:23 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Whats up

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

Whats tgif?

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

So are you off tomorrow
night?

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Did u want a ride i couldnt
understand you when you
said if you did or didnt

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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248860xxx@vtext.com

Can i call u

Sat Dec 10 5:05 pm
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515669xxx@vtext.com

You to are up for vacation
pick whenever you
can....thanks

Sun Dec 11, 6:22 am
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October 2011 random texts from no one I know

678977xxx@vtext.com

t I need a dime

Sat, Oct 1 3:13 pm
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423946xxx@vtext.com

Hey. Im riding back to ut
with mackenzie so i will
catch u on the flip side.

Sun Oct 2 8:26 am
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419236xxx@vtext.com

Sup
~haney~

Sun Oct 2 8:30 am
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320232xxx@vtext.com

is the realator still up
there

Sun Oct 2 8:43 am
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419236xxx@vtext.com

i'm at jojos
~haney~

Sun Oct 2 8:54 am
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775443xxx@vtext.com

Ha 3 points away lol

Sun Oct 2 10:29 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

And a interception hahah

Sun Oct 2 10:29 pm
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678977xxx@vtext.com

t Bring me a dime monday

Sun Oct 2 10:29 pm
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316619xxx@vtext.com

Got a sec?

Mon Oct 3 6:39 pm
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678977xxx@vtext.com

t where u at

Mon Oct 3 8:27 am
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559977xxx@vtext.com

I have ur money :)

Wed Oct 5 2:04 pm
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lindzxx@vtext.com

Nigga wha? so let
me know when
n steve miller band is. i'm
all about it

Fri Oct 7 11:12 pm
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682351xxx@vtext.com

Yall still playing

Sat Oct 8 11:57 am
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937681xxx@vtext.com

Ken! im doing a special
invite nite on fri 4-8 bring
people if u can hope u can
make it!

Mon Oct 10 11:22 am
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734679xxx@vtext.com

burnout burnout burnout
burnout

Tue Oct 11 4:11 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Can I borrow assasins
creed

Tue Oct 11 4:15 pm
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248752xxx@vtext.com

I will have the lawyer info
for you tomorrow

Tue Oct 11 6:16 pm
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256601xxx@vtext.com

hey +]
Roll.tide.baby<3

Tue Oct 11 7:45 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Dude i said that
anonymous caught a bug
and chuck norris

Wed Oct 12 4:45 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

I might.... MIGHT have us
dates for the concert lol
ill letcha know more
tomorrow or we could get
a hold of those other
girls too lol

Wed Oct 12 9:08 pm
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706969xxx@vtext.com

I am doing alot better
now i living on my own
working and just better
place so please think
about talk with me stoner
i miss u as a friend

Fri oct 14 5:45 am
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417207xxx@vtext.com

We are on our way back

Fri Oct 14 4:22 pm
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717381xxx@vtext.com

Hey. Dont worry about
going to Ren Fair
tomorrow. I dont have the
cash anyway. Hope you
have a good night.

Sat Oct 15 4:53 pm
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Friday, December 9, 2011

September texts from strangers

757642xxxx@vtext.com

Our radios are ready

Thu, Sep 1, 10:58 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Just signed brett up for
home schooling hes throws
up every morning
Brett n keisha

Fri, Sep 2, 11:06 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey there how are you
we are doing really good
going to making my
potato pizza here in a few
i can't wait to see how
my friends like it
Brett n keisha

Sat, Sep 3, 9:02 am
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714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats good chica?

Sat, Sep 3, 8:01 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

You up

Sun, Sep 4, 12:07 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey lil mama how are you
we are doing really really
good i am at home i am in
the process b

Sun, Sep 4, 12:46 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up

Mon, Sep 5, 3:16 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Getting a new phone my
number will be 3302241959
should arrive tomorrow so
excited

Mon, Sep 5, 3:16 pm
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717433xxxx@vtext.com

Yo man what you doin?

Mon, Sep 5, 3:16 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey are you there

Mon, Sep 5, 6:33 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Would of stopped the
other day but there was a
no trespassing on your
house it would of been
friday cause brett had a
dr appt

Wed, Sep 7, 5:44 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Are you able to talk

Wed, Sep 7, 9:16 am
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505690xxxx@vtext.com

hey tell mcdonald to come
to the try outs
#*?HOW^TO^LOVE*?#

Wed, Sep 7, 12:51 pm
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505690xxxx@vtext.com

Hello stoner please
#*?HOW^TO^LOVE*?#

Wed, Sep 7, 12:58 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Wow still out with the dog
lol

Thu, Sep 8, 1:37 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

How are you? I am
heading to get my aunt
today to go to my moms
house and they go get
shey home to get sis and
then off to do something

Fri, Sep 9, 9:46 am
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410218xxxx@vtext.com

Did siri ask you for teq
and mix?

Fri, Sep 9, 10:57 am
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917873xxxx@vtext.com

stoner?

Sat, Sep 10, 3:58 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

My phone is in travis
just went to get them so
excited i got to wait til he
is done helping kevin but
that will be cool i am
excited cant wait to play

Sat, Sep 10, 6:56 am
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714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up chica

Sat, Sep 10, 12:20 pm
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815741xxxx@vtext.com

We tied boylan varsity 5
to 5. I pitched the first two
innings and when i came
out we were winning 4 to
0.

Sun, Sep 11, 1:06 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey you up how was the
fair

Mon Sep 12, 7:01 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Ugh

Wed Sep 14 7:48 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

I know lol you didnt give
me a chance to tell you

Wed Sep 14 11:45 am
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248752xxxx@vtext.com

Can't run tomorrow :( I
have my monthly
eyebrow appt at 3:30. Did
you see my eyebrows
today?! I will be there
next week! So sore!

Wed Sep 14 6:43 pm
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803824xxxx@vtext.com

What is tealas bloodline?

Thu Sep 15 3:23 am
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330195xxxx@vtext.com

Im about to fall asleep

Fri Sep 16 6:54 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Did it come in clear?

Fri Sep 16 10:10 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Sorry phone is crazy

Sat Sep 17 9:25 am
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252204xxxx@vtext.com

Wts up thx metris ths mi
num.
~}Bl00d I!n3 r3@{~

Sat Sep 17 11:02 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Sitting here at shreve lake
nothing is biting at all wah
wah lol.

Sun Sep 18 10:10 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up nothing here
just heading home to clean
ugh lol

Sun Sep 18 1:14 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey whats up are you
gonna talk to me or not

Sun Sep 18 2:35 pm
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714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats good chica?

Wed Sep 21 10:27 am
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

Get off the phone with
elewben so you can talk to
me. Lol

Fri Sep 23 10:09 am
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505690xxxx@vtext.com

Send me ur fave
song on ur phone.... send
this to 10ppl, see how
many ring tones us get

Sat Sep 24 9:10 am
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540834xxxx@vtext.com

Whats the news?
~*Love Like Crazy*~

Sat Sep 24 8:03 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com

Anything cold for the
game?

Sun Sep 25 11:02 am
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412901xxxx@vtext.com

running a little late.....

Mon Sep 26 4:23 am
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810531xxxx@vtext.com

Call me when u get
service

Mon Sep 26 3:34 pm
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615866xxxx@vtext.com

Heyy
:D SiNgle :D

Mon Sep 26 4:57 pm
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810531xxxx@vtext.com

Call me i need to ask u
something

Tue Sep 27 1:54 pm
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706969xxxx@vtext.com

If u have something to
say ask me not shannon
she told me everything
one of ur friends gave ur
number u r taking this
way out of line
Blondiee :)

Wed Sep 28 9:02 am

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706969xxxx@vtext.com

Dont be mad at shannon
Blondiee :)

Wed Sep 28 9:03 am
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641330xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up good seeing u
again

Thu Sep 29 6:02 pm
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423946xxxx@vtext.com

When r u going back to
ut on sunday?

Fri Sep 30 6:43 am
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August 2011 random texts from random strangers

714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats good girl

Fri, Aug 12, 12:04 pm
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

Wanna work daylight?
Stephie ro n there is only
one person in the
morning.....

Fri, Aug 12, 12:04 pm
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

Hey me you and lynn going
out today?



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813810xxxx@vtext.com

Marco



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775443xxxx@vtext.com

You coming sunday or
monday?


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815742xxxx@vtext.com

5664 Rainsford Way.
Across the street from
guilford high school. If you
need any other help with
directions, call me. I will
be up at 645

Tue, Aug 16, 11:00am
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207317xxxx@vtext.com

Hey hun

Wed Aug 17, 11:30 am
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

I just got to lick Nicky's
kazoozle! Oh my god!

Thu, Aug 25, 8:25 am
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404358xxxx@vtext.com

logann birthday is coming
up sep 23rd shes having
a bday party in ballground
if u want to come send
me ur address and krystal
will send u an invit .

Thu, Aug 25, 9:08 am
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
Kim said the katie girl has
herpes so yah just sayin

Thu, Aug 25, 9:08 am
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717439xxxx@vtext.com

Got check

Thu, Aug 25, 10:16 am
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301602xxxx@vtext.com

R u coming home?

Fri, Aug 26, 9:49 am
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815742xxxx@vtext.com

Nice running man! I like the
69 haha!

Fri, Aug 26, 5:28 pm
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512318xxxx@vtext.com

She is doing good. She is 11
lbs and heavy.

Fri, Aug 26, 6:10 pm
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406459xxxx@vtext.com

Was that you that just
answered her phone?

Fri, Aug 26, 9:16 pm
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810531xxxx@vtext.com

Ready to golf were waitin
on u!b!!

Fri, Aug 26, 10:14 am
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717439xxxx@vtext.com

Monday and tuesday or
monday and thursday

Sun, Aug 28, 11:34 am
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330842xxxx@vtext.com

Hey boys we r trying to
get the jumps crew
together at 1 1.30ish to
meet the new kids and
show them a basic sand
plyos set. let me kno if u
can make it.

Mon, Aug 29, 6:29 am
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717368xxxx@vtext.com

Just found the title for the
jeep.
^

Wed, Aug 31, 12:48 am
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256677xxxx@vtext.com

Hey its jacob can i stay a
little longer to finish this
movie
[[i love c.m]]

Wed, Aug 31, 4:03 pm
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330842xxxx@vtext.com

Dude so keen on a beer

Wed, Aug 31, 4:27 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up
Brett n keisha

Wed, Aug 31, 5:35 pm
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Sunday, October 2, 2011

July TEXTS from the ether 2011

618521xxxx@vtext.com

Meet across the street
from 46 miller, clarkston.
We have seats set up
there.

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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805746xxxx@vtext.com

Happy fourth la la

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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443945xxxx@vtext.com

You workin out tomorrow?

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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607661xxxx@vtext.com

so anymore pics of
baby... how was ur
nite? ...did u do my
showers for 2mro? just
didding... dont 4get me
2mro
~jenny pooh~

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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609706xxxx@vtext.com

Indian Springs tomorrow at
330...you in?

Thu, Jul 7, 1:05 pm
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909579xxxx@vtext.com

Heyyyyyy........
!~*GOALIES KICK GRASS*~!

Thu, Jul 7, 6:08 pm
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207317xxxx@vtext.com

Where will be around 240
sister i have to drop sister
off to mom

Fri, Jul 8, 9:56 am
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207317xxxx@vtext.com

Ok just pass the pines lol

Fri Jul 8 11:04 am
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570854xxxx@vtext.com

BOY where r u when will
u be home

Mon Jul 11 10:07 pm
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570854xxxx@vtext.com

BOY where r u ... mom

Tue Jul 12 9:43 pm
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946683xxxx@vtext.com

I have full service its must
be your phone

Wed Jul 13 1:30 am
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949683xxxx@vtext.com

Are you awake?

Wed Jul 13 11:40 am
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Monday, August 29, 2011

June 2011 Out of ConTEXTS

615809xxxx@vtext.com

Why u not responding to
me.

Mon, Jun 6, 7:33 am
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615809xxxx@vtext.com

Ok.

Mon, Jun 6, 8:38 am
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931434xxxx@vtext.com

I think I just got worked lol
we splittin up the rt lol

Tue, Jun 7, 1:39 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

Hey yo! What are yah up
to?
~GC~

Wed, Jun 8, 4:36 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

Are you not getting meh
texts?
~GC~

Wed, Jun 8, 8:13 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

2 and a half months yah!
~GC~

Wed, Jun 9, 10:11 am
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903802xxxx@vtext.com
Sup~

Thu, Jun 9, 4:17 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
You wanna see something
cool? Lol
~GC~

Thu, Jun 9, 4:22 pm
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607661xxxx@vtext.com
u gonna call work this
am and see if they need
u. just wondering? dont
think anyone asked chris
if she was coming in or
not
~jenny pooh~

Fri, June 10, 6:20 am
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402679xxxx@vtext.com
Anyone gonna go see
super 8 at vp tonight at 10?

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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928853xxxx@vtext.com
Sucka mey toof White
baron biga man ian
manshim mey da big
ugly der yellow
crooked der um toof of
mine der in my um pick
em up truck

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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661714xxxx@vtext.com

I didn't get attacked last
night :(

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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248752xxxx@vtext.com

do you have because of
Winn Dixie on dvd?

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

So how is working going
for yah?
~GC~

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50pm
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360649xxxx@vtext.com

the ackley era begins
tonight

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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440225xxxx@vtext.com

memories lol

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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831234xxxx@vtext.com

Come over here. Me so
bored.

Tue, Jun 21, 10:45 am
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317340xxxx@vtext.com

You owe me 16 dollars for
batting

Tue, Jun 21, 4:16 pm
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607661xxxx@vtext.com

hey u home yet?
~jenny pooh~

Tue, Jun 21, 7:35 pm
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315854xxxx@vtext.com

Sup bud

Sat, Jun 25, 12:56 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com

Siris sister in law is
comiong in to help she is a
red wine drinker. can i get
a few?

Sun, Jun 26, 10:08 am
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559977xxxx@vtext.com

Oh yea were here

Mon, Jun 27, 12:38 pm
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410913xxxx@vtext.com

You working?

Wed, Jun 29, 4:14 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

How is walmart working
out you get a promotion?

Wed, Jun 29, 6:43 pm
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

May 2011 - random string of texts & stories

[I blew it and left my text inbox full for a long long time - missed a slew of random texts and partial storylines, but ah well, there are still plenty more to be had - here you go!]
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
Yo im headn home 2night
can u get somthiog before i
go

Wed May 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
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760792xxxx@vtext.com
come out & play
*STAY*HIGH*

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
she said whatever

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
She said get 1 s and
quarters please

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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520360xxxx@vtext.com
I hate this

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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740501xxxx@vtext.com
with a boner.

Wed May 4, 10:17 pm
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478550xxxx@vtext.com
HEY
PaPa Stone

Thu May 5, 11:27 am
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719468xxxx@vtext.com
Whath up bro

Fri May 6 7:12 pm
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406590xxx@vtext.com
I have them
[...America...}

Sun, May 8, 3:53 pm
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847707xxxx@vtext.com
Yo what up son what time
you gonna be at the library
until?

Tue May 10 6:35 pm
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320309xxxx@vtext.com
Im thirsty

Fri May 13 10:45 am
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303915xxxx@vtext.com
Thanks for lookin out for
everyone last night :) it
was awesome to see! :)
you're the best! jordy!
Just thought u needed to
know how appreciated u
are :)

Fri May 13 10:45 am
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KRSJxx@vtext.com
You up

Mon May 16 8:38 pm
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630399xxxx@vtext.com
Lol how much is rent
again? and how many
bedrooms?

Tue May 17 5:23 pm
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678897xxxx@vtext.com
What did he say

Thu May 19 12:49 pm
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724822xxxx@vtext.com
was able to change our
vacation week nic will be
able to go to kent wrestling
camp on the 12th now

Thu May 19 3:06 pm
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919323xxxx@vtext.com
U going to walmart?

Sat May 21 7:10 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com
Can yo blow me ... I mean
can I borrow your blower
for 5 min?

Sun May 22 7:52 am
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mindymxxxx@vtext.com
hey what day are you
having the memorial day
party

Wed May 25 2:02 pm
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615925xxxx@vtext.com
Do you know any more
number

Fri May 27 4:46 pm
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adamshexxxx@vtext.com
Dude this place is crazy
you would love it I swear
hundreds of buggies quads
and dune buggies every
where

Fri May 27 7:46 pm
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315573xxxx@vtext.com
Wuts up fucker

Sat May 28 9:27 pm
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605359xxxx@vtext.com
when u bring the chipper
bring your expando saw

Mon May 30 1:41 pm
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352494xxxx@vtext.com
U in west palm nigga??

Tue May 31 12:19 pm
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352494@vtext.com
Yo homo!!

Tue May 31 12:31 pm
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352494xxxx@vtext.com
Yo u need 2 find us a
place to party friday or
saturday

Tue May 31 4:07 pm
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