Sunday, December 11, 2011

November & Dec 0211 texts from people I have never heard of

734780734780xxx@vtext.com

Yooooooooo the canceled the
party as I pull in, wtf.

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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540422xxx@vtext.com

So...i heard you stopped a
fight!!

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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412901xxx@vtext.com

what is up with the
helicopters

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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850384xxx@vtext.com

Cabs here

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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540422xxx@vtext.com

Can i ask u a serious
question?

Thu Nov 3 5:44 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Where r u

Thu Dec 8 10:34 pm
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518651xxx@vtext.com

Sup u playn lter

Fri Dec 9 3:23 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Whats up

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

Whats tgif?

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

So are you off tomorrow
night?

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Did u want a ride i couldnt
understand you when you
said if you did or didnt

Fri Dec 9 3:39 pm
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248860xxx@vtext.com

Can i call u

Sat Dec 10 5:05 pm
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515669xxx@vtext.com

You to are up for vacation
pick whenever you
can....thanks

Sun Dec 11, 6:22 am
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October 2011 random texts from no one I know

678977xxx@vtext.com

t I need a dime

Sat, Oct 1 3:13 pm
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423946xxx@vtext.com

Hey. Im riding back to ut
with mackenzie so i will
catch u on the flip side.

Sun Oct 2 8:26 am
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419236xxx@vtext.com

Sup
~haney~

Sun Oct 2 8:30 am
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320232xxx@vtext.com

is the realator still up
there

Sun Oct 2 8:43 am
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419236xxx@vtext.com

i'm at jojos
~haney~

Sun Oct 2 8:54 am
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775443xxx@vtext.com

Ha 3 points away lol

Sun Oct 2 10:29 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

And a interception hahah

Sun Oct 2 10:29 pm
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678977xxx@vtext.com

t Bring me a dime monday

Sun Oct 2 10:29 pm
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316619xxx@vtext.com

Got a sec?

Mon Oct 3 6:39 pm
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678977xxx@vtext.com

t where u at

Mon Oct 3 8:27 am
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559977xxx@vtext.com

I have ur money :)

Wed Oct 5 2:04 pm
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lindzxx@vtext.com

Nigga wha? so let
me know when
n steve miller band is. i'm
all about it

Fri Oct 7 11:12 pm
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682351xxx@vtext.com

Yall still playing

Sat Oct 8 11:57 am
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937681xxx@vtext.com

Ken! im doing a special
invite nite on fri 4-8 bring
people if u can hope u can
make it!

Mon Oct 10 11:22 am
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734679xxx@vtext.com

burnout burnout burnout
burnout

Tue Oct 11 4:11 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Can I borrow assasins
creed

Tue Oct 11 4:15 pm
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248752xxx@vtext.com

I will have the lawyer info
for you tomorrow

Tue Oct 11 6:16 pm
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256601xxx@vtext.com

hey +]
Roll.tide.baby<3

Tue Oct 11 7:45 pm
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208604xxx@vtext.com

Dude i said that
anonymous caught a bug
and chuck norris

Wed Oct 12 4:45 pm
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775443xxx@vtext.com

I might.... MIGHT have us
dates for the concert lol
ill letcha know more
tomorrow or we could get
a hold of those other
girls too lol

Wed Oct 12 9:08 pm
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706969xxx@vtext.com

I am doing alot better
now i living on my own
working and just better
place so please think
about talk with me stoner
i miss u as a friend

Fri oct 14 5:45 am
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417207xxx@vtext.com

We are on our way back

Fri Oct 14 4:22 pm
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717381xxx@vtext.com

Hey. Dont worry about
going to Ren Fair
tomorrow. I dont have the
cash anyway. Hope you
have a good night.

Sat Oct 15 4:53 pm
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Friday, December 9, 2011

September texts from strangers

757642xxxx@vtext.com

Our radios are ready

Thu, Sep 1, 10:58 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Just signed brett up for
home schooling hes throws
up every morning
Brett n keisha

Fri, Sep 2, 11:06 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey there how are you
we are doing really good
going to making my
potato pizza here in a few
i can't wait to see how
my friends like it
Brett n keisha

Sat, Sep 3, 9:02 am
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714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats good chica?

Sat, Sep 3, 8:01 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

You up

Sun, Sep 4, 12:07 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey lil mama how are you
we are doing really really
good i am at home i am in
the process b

Sun, Sep 4, 12:46 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up

Mon, Sep 5, 3:16 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Getting a new phone my
number will be 3302241959
should arrive tomorrow so
excited

Mon, Sep 5, 3:16 pm
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717433xxxx@vtext.com

Yo man what you doin?

Mon, Sep 5, 3:16 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey are you there

Mon, Sep 5, 6:33 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Would of stopped the
other day but there was a
no trespassing on your
house it would of been
friday cause brett had a
dr appt

Wed, Sep 7, 5:44 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Are you able to talk

Wed, Sep 7, 9:16 am
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505690xxxx@vtext.com

hey tell mcdonald to come
to the try outs
#*?HOW^TO^LOVE*?#

Wed, Sep 7, 12:51 pm
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505690xxxx@vtext.com

Hello stoner please
#*?HOW^TO^LOVE*?#

Wed, Sep 7, 12:58 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Wow still out with the dog
lol

Thu, Sep 8, 1:37 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

How are you? I am
heading to get my aunt
today to go to my moms
house and they go get
shey home to get sis and
then off to do something

Fri, Sep 9, 9:46 am
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410218xxxx@vtext.com

Did siri ask you for teq
and mix?

Fri, Sep 9, 10:57 am
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917873xxxx@vtext.com

stoner?

Sat, Sep 10, 3:58 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

My phone is in travis
just went to get them so
excited i got to wait til he
is done helping kevin but
that will be cool i am
excited cant wait to play

Sat, Sep 10, 6:56 am
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714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up chica

Sat, Sep 10, 12:20 pm
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815741xxxx@vtext.com

We tied boylan varsity 5
to 5. I pitched the first two
innings and when i came
out we were winning 4 to
0.

Sun, Sep 11, 1:06 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey you up how was the
fair

Mon Sep 12, 7:01 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Ugh

Wed Sep 14 7:48 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

I know lol you didnt give
me a chance to tell you

Wed Sep 14 11:45 am
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248752xxxx@vtext.com

Can't run tomorrow :( I
have my monthly
eyebrow appt at 3:30. Did
you see my eyebrows
today?! I will be there
next week! So sore!

Wed Sep 14 6:43 pm
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803824xxxx@vtext.com

What is tealas bloodline?

Thu Sep 15 3:23 am
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330195xxxx@vtext.com

Im about to fall asleep

Fri Sep 16 6:54 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Did it come in clear?

Fri Sep 16 10:10 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Sorry phone is crazy

Sat Sep 17 9:25 am
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252204xxxx@vtext.com

Wts up thx metris ths mi
num.
~}Bl00d I!n3 r3@{~

Sat Sep 17 11:02 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Sitting here at shreve lake
nothing is biting at all wah
wah lol.

Sun Sep 18 10:10 am
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up nothing here
just heading home to clean
ugh lol

Sun Sep 18 1:14 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Hey whats up are you
gonna talk to me or not

Sun Sep 18 2:35 pm
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714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats good chica?

Wed Sep 21 10:27 am
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

Get off the phone with
elewben so you can talk to
me. Lol

Fri Sep 23 10:09 am
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505690xxxx@vtext.com

Send me ur fave
song on ur phone.... send
this to 10ppl, see how
many ring tones us get

Sat Sep 24 9:10 am
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540834xxxx@vtext.com

Whats the news?
~*Love Like Crazy*~

Sat Sep 24 8:03 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com

Anything cold for the
game?

Sun Sep 25 11:02 am
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412901xxxx@vtext.com

running a little late.....

Mon Sep 26 4:23 am
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810531xxxx@vtext.com

Call me when u get
service

Mon Sep 26 3:34 pm
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615866xxxx@vtext.com

Heyy
:D SiNgle :D

Mon Sep 26 4:57 pm
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810531xxxx@vtext.com

Call me i need to ask u
something

Tue Sep 27 1:54 pm
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706969xxxx@vtext.com

If u have something to
say ask me not shannon
she told me everything
one of ur friends gave ur
number u r taking this
way out of line
Blondiee :)

Wed Sep 28 9:02 am

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706969xxxx@vtext.com

Dont be mad at shannon
Blondiee :)

Wed Sep 28 9:03 am
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641330xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up good seeing u
again

Thu Sep 29 6:02 pm
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423946xxxx@vtext.com

When r u going back to
ut on sunday?

Fri Sep 30 6:43 am
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August 2011 random texts from random strangers

714350xxxx@vtext.com

Whats good girl

Fri, Aug 12, 12:04 pm
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

Wanna work daylight?
Stephie ro n there is only
one person in the
morning.....

Fri, Aug 12, 12:04 pm
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

Hey me you and lynn going
out today?



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813810xxxx@vtext.com

Marco



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775443xxxx@vtext.com

You coming sunday or
monday?


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815742xxxx@vtext.com

5664 Rainsford Way.
Across the street from
guilford high school. If you
need any other help with
directions, call me. I will
be up at 645

Tue, Aug 16, 11:00am
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207317xxxx@vtext.com

Hey hun

Wed Aug 17, 11:30 am
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330853xxxx@vtext.com

I just got to lick Nicky's
kazoozle! Oh my god!

Thu, Aug 25, 8:25 am
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404358xxxx@vtext.com

logann birthday is coming
up sep 23rd shes having
a bday party in ballground
if u want to come send
me ur address and krystal
will send u an invit .

Thu, Aug 25, 9:08 am
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
Kim said the katie girl has
herpes so yah just sayin

Thu, Aug 25, 9:08 am
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717439xxxx@vtext.com

Got check

Thu, Aug 25, 10:16 am
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301602xxxx@vtext.com

R u coming home?

Fri, Aug 26, 9:49 am
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815742xxxx@vtext.com

Nice running man! I like the
69 haha!

Fri, Aug 26, 5:28 pm
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512318xxxx@vtext.com

She is doing good. She is 11
lbs and heavy.

Fri, Aug 26, 6:10 pm
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406459xxxx@vtext.com

Was that you that just
answered her phone?

Fri, Aug 26, 9:16 pm
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810531xxxx@vtext.com

Ready to golf were waitin
on u!b!!

Fri, Aug 26, 10:14 am
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717439xxxx@vtext.com

Monday and tuesday or
monday and thursday

Sun, Aug 28, 11:34 am
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330842xxxx@vtext.com

Hey boys we r trying to
get the jumps crew
together at 1 1.30ish to
meet the new kids and
show them a basic sand
plyos set. let me kno if u
can make it.

Mon, Aug 29, 6:29 am
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717368xxxx@vtext.com

Just found the title for the
jeep.
^

Wed, Aug 31, 12:48 am
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256677xxxx@vtext.com

Hey its jacob can i stay a
little longer to finish this
movie
[[i love c.m]]

Wed, Aug 31, 4:03 pm
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330842xxxx@vtext.com

Dude so keen on a beer

Wed, Aug 31, 4:27 pm
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330795xxxx@vtext.com

Whats up
Brett n keisha

Wed, Aug 31, 5:35 pm
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Sunday, October 2, 2011

July TEXTS from the ether 2011

618521xxxx@vtext.com

Meet across the street
from 46 miller, clarkston.
We have seats set up
there.

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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805746xxxx@vtext.com

Happy fourth la la

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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443945xxxx@vtext.com

You workin out tomorrow?

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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607661xxxx@vtext.com

so anymore pics of
baby... how was ur
nite? ...did u do my
showers for 2mro? just
didding... dont 4get me
2mro
~jenny pooh~

Wed, Jul 6, 2:59 am
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609706xxxx@vtext.com

Indian Springs tomorrow at
330...you in?

Thu, Jul 7, 1:05 pm
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909579xxxx@vtext.com

Heyyyyyy........
!~*GOALIES KICK GRASS*~!

Thu, Jul 7, 6:08 pm
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207317xxxx@vtext.com

Where will be around 240
sister i have to drop sister
off to mom

Fri, Jul 8, 9:56 am
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207317xxxx@vtext.com

Ok just pass the pines lol

Fri Jul 8 11:04 am
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570854xxxx@vtext.com

BOY where r u when will
u be home

Mon Jul 11 10:07 pm
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570854xxxx@vtext.com

BOY where r u ... mom

Tue Jul 12 9:43 pm
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946683xxxx@vtext.com

I have full service its must
be your phone

Wed Jul 13 1:30 am
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949683xxxx@vtext.com

Are you awake?

Wed Jul 13 11:40 am
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Monday, August 29, 2011

June 2011 Out of ConTEXTS

615809xxxx@vtext.com

Why u not responding to
me.

Mon, Jun 6, 7:33 am
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615809xxxx@vtext.com

Ok.

Mon, Jun 6, 8:38 am
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931434xxxx@vtext.com

I think I just got worked lol
we splittin up the rt lol

Tue, Jun 7, 1:39 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

Hey yo! What are yah up
to?
~GC~

Wed, Jun 8, 4:36 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

Are you not getting meh
texts?
~GC~

Wed, Jun 8, 8:13 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

2 and a half months yah!
~GC~

Wed, Jun 9, 10:11 am
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903802xxxx@vtext.com
Sup~

Thu, Jun 9, 4:17 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
You wanna see something
cool? Lol
~GC~

Thu, Jun 9, 4:22 pm
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607661xxxx@vtext.com
u gonna call work this
am and see if they need
u. just wondering? dont
think anyone asked chris
if she was coming in or
not
~jenny pooh~

Fri, June 10, 6:20 am
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402679xxxx@vtext.com
Anyone gonna go see
super 8 at vp tonight at 10?

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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928853xxxx@vtext.com
Sucka mey toof White
baron biga man ian
manshim mey da big
ugly der yellow
crooked der um toof of
mine der in my um pick
em up truck

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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661714xxxx@vtext.com

I didn't get attacked last
night :(

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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248752xxxx@vtext.com

do you have because of
Winn Dixie on dvd?

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

So how is working going
for yah?
~GC~

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50pm
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360649xxxx@vtext.com

the ackley era begins
tonight

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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440225xxxx@vtext.com

memories lol

Sat, Jun 18, 9:50 pm
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831234xxxx@vtext.com

Come over here. Me so
bored.

Tue, Jun 21, 10:45 am
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317340xxxx@vtext.com

You owe me 16 dollars for
batting

Tue, Jun 21, 4:16 pm
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607661xxxx@vtext.com

hey u home yet?
~jenny pooh~

Tue, Jun 21, 7:35 pm
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315854xxxx@vtext.com

Sup bud

Sat, Jun 25, 12:56 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com

Siris sister in law is
comiong in to help she is a
red wine drinker. can i get
a few?

Sun, Jun 26, 10:08 am
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559977xxxx@vtext.com

Oh yea were here

Mon, Jun 27, 12:38 pm
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410913xxxx@vtext.com

You working?

Wed, Jun 29, 4:14 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com

How is walmart working
out you get a promotion?

Wed, Jun 29, 6:43 pm
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

May 2011 - random string of texts & stories

[I blew it and left my text inbox full for a long long time - missed a slew of random texts and partial storylines, but ah well, there are still plenty more to be had - here you go!]
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
Yo im headn home 2night
can u get somthiog before i
go

Wed May 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
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760792xxxx@vtext.com
come out & play
*STAY*HIGH*

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
she said whatever

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
She said get 1 s and
quarters please

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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520360xxxx@vtext.com
I hate this

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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740501xxxx@vtext.com
with a boner.

Wed May 4, 10:17 pm
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478550xxxx@vtext.com
HEY
PaPa Stone

Thu May 5, 11:27 am
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719468xxxx@vtext.com
Whath up bro

Fri May 6 7:12 pm
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406590xxx@vtext.com
I have them
[...America...}

Sun, May 8, 3:53 pm
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847707xxxx@vtext.com
Yo what up son what time
you gonna be at the library
until?

Tue May 10 6:35 pm
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320309xxxx@vtext.com
Im thirsty

Fri May 13 10:45 am
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303915xxxx@vtext.com
Thanks for lookin out for
everyone last night :) it
was awesome to see! :)
you're the best! jordy!
Just thought u needed to
know how appreciated u
are :)

Fri May 13 10:45 am
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KRSJxx@vtext.com
You up

Mon May 16 8:38 pm
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630399xxxx@vtext.com
Lol how much is rent
again? and how many
bedrooms?

Tue May 17 5:23 pm
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678897xxxx@vtext.com
What did he say

Thu May 19 12:49 pm
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724822xxxx@vtext.com
was able to change our
vacation week nic will be
able to go to kent wrestling
camp on the 12th now

Thu May 19 3:06 pm
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919323xxxx@vtext.com
U going to walmart?

Sat May 21 7:10 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com
Can yo blow me ... I mean
can I borrow your blower
for 5 min?

Sun May 22 7:52 am
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mindymxxxx@vtext.com
hey what day are you
having the memorial day
party

Wed May 25 2:02 pm
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615925xxxx@vtext.com
Do you know any more
number

Fri May 27 4:46 pm
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adamshexxxx@vtext.com
Dude this place is crazy
you would love it I swear
hundreds of buggies quads
and dune buggies every
where

Fri May 27 7:46 pm
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315573xxxx@vtext.com
Wuts up fucker

Sat May 28 9:27 pm
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605359xxxx@vtext.com
when u bring the chipper
bring your expando saw

Mon May 30 1:41 pm
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352494xxxx@vtext.com
U in west palm nigga??

Tue May 31 12:19 pm
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352494@vtext.com
Yo homo!!

Tue May 31 12:31 pm
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352494xxxx@vtext.com
Yo u need 2 find us a
place to party friday or
saturday

Tue May 31 4:07 pm
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Thursday, July 7, 2011

March madness - 2011 texts from random people I don't know

724822xxxx@vtext.com

If someone turns in a
med new shirt u just
ordered its mine we left it
at the tournment I guess
at the bleachers ill check
their lost and found
tonight

Fri, Mar 4, 2011, 9:13 pm

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724822xxxx@vtext.com

in case u dont know who
send last message
arlene sutton thanks
the xlarge made it home
but med didn't hope
someone turns it in when
they clean up

Fri, Mar 4, 2011, 9:13 pm
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605630xxxx@vtext.com

goodnight... sweet dreams
:)

Fri, Mar 4, 9:33 pm
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724714xxxx@vtext.com
she told me she has
whoopie ch
she sat on it sharon russo
she down in my house
come see joey

Sat, Mar 5, 1:32 pm
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860716xxxx@vtext.com
Goin to the obar for the
game if u r interested

Tue, Mar 15, 7:01 pm
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717519xxxx@vtext.com
Hey we are going to nates
tonight

Tue, Mar 15, 7:01 pm
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505414xxxx@vtext.com
Slate street it is

Tue, Mar 15, 7:01 pm
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803367xxxx@vtext.com
Hey man how's your
weekend going? How. Did
preston's team do?

Tue, Mar 15, 7:01 pm
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804221xxxx@vtext.com
Get a lawyer

Tue, Mar 15, 7:01 pm
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614314xxxx@vtext.com
WTF R U DOING

Thu, Mar 17, 10:22 am
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717512xxxx@vtext.com
hope your day went ok
life sure can get mixed up
pray god will sort things
out for us

Fri, Mar 18, 2:13 pm
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gonzxxx@vtext.com
If Itmakes ya feel any
better for me laughing at
you I just got rear ended
and blew a tire out.

Sun, Mar 20, 8:13 am
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303815xxxx@vtext.com
Hey do you know a rob
hanson?

Tue, Mar 22, 11:52 am
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775443xxx@vtext.com
Walmart called for you but
I was sleeping they left a
voicey and said they will call
back later
~GC~

Tue, Mar 22, 3:20 pm
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518321xxxx@vtext.com
Sup g

Tue, Mar 22, 6:24 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
You get the walmart job?
~GC~

Wed, Mar 23, 5:43 pm
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575386xxxx@vtext.com
Come wey so this time
we can blaze it
._BL@Z# IT~_:.

Fri, Mar 25, 1:00pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
Are you feeling any better
today?
~GC~

Fri, Mar 25, 4:46 pm
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903802xxxx@vtext.com
Hey I need u to get me
Steve

Mon, Mar 28, 10:00 am
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585861xxxx@vtext.com
wats up??

Mon, Mar 28, 10:00 am
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209323xxxx@vtext.com
How was the Museum?

Mon, Mar 28, 10:00 am
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716713xxxx@vtext.com
Hey buddy you still
workin?

Mon, Mar 28, 10:00 am
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618697xxxx@vtext.com
U at home?

Tue, Mar 29, 3:50 pm
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618697xxxx@vtext.com
what up man I got some
paper crap that I gotta
send back and it wants
some of ur info...its the
claim assist motor
vehicle accident
information form

Tue, Mar 29, 3:50 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com
Lets go O's!!!

Fri, Apr 1, 4:12 pm
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

February 2011 out of ConTEXTS -- prolific!

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323336xxxx@vtext.com
R u better today or should
I fill up n wait til ur better

Fri, Feb
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609462xxxx@vtext.com
Hi. Did u know that mary
dinkler died? Viewing at
perinchiefs monday night.
Elaine

Mon, Feb 7, 11:57 am
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
How is the job searchin
going?

Fri, Feb 11, 2:22 pm
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323363xxxx@vtext.com
Do u think i riped off joes
friend my selling him an oz
of swag for 150?

Fri, Feb 11, 2:22 pm
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614314xxxx@vtext.com
PICK UP DUMFUK

Fri, Feb 11, 2:22 pm
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330473xxxx@vtext.com
my sister is pissing me
me off i told her to text
me when she this is what
she sent me ok

Fri, Feb 11, 2:22 pm
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831251xxxx@vtext.com
You watching the nugs and
mavs?

Fri, Feb 11, 2:23 pm
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831251xxxx@vtext.com
Epic game, your missing
out

Fri, Feb 11, 2:23 pm
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616403xxxx@vtext.com
my son was up sick all
night and my wife and i
wer arguin all night.
Would it be Ok if I camed
in about an hour late 4
study? I sent this to
fro/stoner.

Fri, Feb 11, 2:28 pm
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217304xxxx@vtext.com
can i get ur address and i
will come pick up van at ur
adddress tomorrow
whenever good 4 u i will
need it sunday thanks again

Fri, Feb 11, 2:28 pm
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909815xxxx@vtext.com
Eta 1019, 2 minutes

Fri, Feb 11, 2:56 pm
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330473xxxx@vtext.com
ask jim if wants to order
tastfully simple off of me?
please we are in wooster
can meet with book for
you all look at

Sat, Feb 12, 2:11 pm
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609203xxxx@vtext.com
Soo im in AC and our
friend was walking to the
liquor store and got shot in
the leg from a drive by
shooting

Sat, Feb 12, 6:45 pm
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
front me an 8 n i will give
you da money when i pop it
off u can trust me

Sat, Feb 12, 8:59 pm
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
aye u sure gunna u gunna
reecop cuz i got them
waitin

sat, Feb 12, 10:24 pm
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
im out here bt try ta hurry
pleas

Sat, Feb 12, 11:35 pm
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
bag a forty n 2 twentys

Sat, feb 12, 11:47 pm
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
were u at niga

Sun, Feb 13, 1:39 am
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
yea think so

Sun, Feb 13, 2:23 am
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
her i cant come out

Sun, Feb 13, 2:40 am
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330473xxxx@vtext.com
heading home after being
gone all day long and
tomorrow i am busy too

Sun, feb 13, 3:30 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
Yahhh you guys can come
sooo how long do you plan
on chillin here?
~GC~

Mon, Feb 14, 6:22 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
Heyyyh so are ou guys
coming today?
~GC~

Tue, Feb 15, 12:23 pm
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323363xxxx@vtext.com
R we still on 4 tonight?

Wed, Feb 16, 5:03 pm
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775443xxxx@vtext.com
So you doing anything
tonight?
~GC~

Wed, feb 16, 11:04 pm
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724875xxxx@vtext.com
I am. what I am, but is
that a crackhead or what?
~Alley Mae~

Thu, feb 17, 7:09 pm
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774319xxxx@vtext.com
Hey its ash

Fri, Feb 18, 1:38 pm
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
Aye where u at

Mon, feb 21, 10:30 am
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773414xxxx@vtext.com
R u ignorin me....

Mon, feb 21, 10:38 am
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January 2011 Out of ConTEXTS

and, we ring in the New Year ... still receiving random text messages from all over the U.S.
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937673xxxx@vtext.com
Hey i'll be in the area later.
I found out i need a form
signed. In order to change
the spelling of your middle
name.

Wed, Jan 12, 8:17 am
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404985xxxx@vtext.com
u stll got court 2mar??
$GritZ$

Wed, jan 12, 12:12 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com
You guys are coming over
right?

Sat, Jan 15, 1:39 pm
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bigpistonexxxxx@vtext.com
Is it ok if I can

Sun, Jan 16, 5:35 pm
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256612xxxx@vtext.com
Ready to throw down?

Sun, jan 16, 7:26 pm
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614314xxxx@vtext.com
Pick up geeeeeez

Tue, Jan 18, 8:07 am
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757504xxxx@vtext.com
boy is this haywood?

Wed, Jan 19, 11:26 pm
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303257xxxx@vtext.com
Are you going to be ok?

Sun, Jan 23, 2:12 pm
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December 2010

320247xxxx@vtext.com
Its won't let me send it i'll
try later

Sun, Dec 5, 9:53 pm
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937673xxxx@vtext.com
We still on for 2 nite at 7

Thu, Dec 9, 7:02 am
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740610xxxx@vtext.com
Quiet ride 2 might
Matt

Fri, Dec 17, 12:37 pm
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540830xxxx@vtext.com
im not saying anything to
her and neither are you.
got it? if she tells some
of the shit she knows
about my past ill go
suicidal. and she knows
that

Sat, Dec 18, 1:29 pm
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540830xxxx@vtext.com
its obvious she wants to
tear me to pieces
jeff.... you dont understand
you think this is
something that can be
fxied it cant those notes
were wrote 2day

Sat, Dec 18, 1:29 pm
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229834xxxx@vtext.com
U coming
"Marsh Out"

Mon, Dec 20, 11:53 pm
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317473xxxx@vtext.com
hola senor

Tue, Dec 21, 10:49 pm
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danc6xx@vtext.com
sneaky petes

******* This is a rare text msg that I actually replied to -- and this is their reply back - some text along the lines of "are you coming to meet us tonight or not" and I asked "where" to which they replied back..... Sneaky Petes! ********** who are these people!!?!?!

Wed, Dec 22, 7:48 pm
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248345xxxx@vtext.com
Turn and burn sauce and
toss baby!

Fri, Dec 31, 6:09 pm
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November 2010

805603xxxx@vtext.com
Do u guys want the boxing
man thing?

Mon, Nov 8, 8;14 pm
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970640xxxx@vtext.com
I just had an epiphany.... ig i
have girl its gunna be
named aly. Cu Every girl i
know with that name
ROCKS! Oh ya....

Mon, Nov 8, 8:14 pm
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970640xxxx@vtext.com
Cheer up emo kid, its a
brand new day

Mon, Nov 8, 8:14 pm
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520440xxxx@vtext.com
so u think u want the
rohrbaugh?

Mon, Nov 8, 8:14 pm
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520440xxxx@vtext.com
stag m4 lower. 16" saber
defense upper yhm cluster
rail

Wed, Nov 10, 1:15 pm
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520440xxxx@vtext.com
hey bro u got any iwb
patterns for a glock 26?

Fri, Nov 12, 4:34 pm
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323363xxxx@vtext.com
can u turn off just the
lights to my plants? The
switch is on the right side
of the lights... please.

Tue, Nov 16, 10:09 am
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509860xxxx@vtext.com
R u on ur way here
Tigers 2015

Wed, Nov 17, 2:09 pm
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570279xxxx@vtext.com
I love u with all my heart
u r mt soul mate

Wed, Nov 24, 11:53 am
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October 2010

920522xxxx@vtext.com

r u wearing a tie?

Sat, Oct 2, 2:37 pm
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240676xxxx@vtext.com

merkel told me des
cheated on me b4 she
broke up wit me today. big
surprise eh?

Sat, Oct 2, 7:01 pm
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614940xxxx@vtext.com
hey whats up?
cause we gonna rock this
club.

Sun, oct 3, 12:48 pm
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nsailoxx@vtext.com
I just remembered. Kevin
was in there earlier today.

Wed, Oct 6, 11:52 am
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309246xxxx@vtext.com
7-7 half tough defense
Kendrick only has about 55
yards

Fri, Oct 15, 5:56 pm
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309264xxxx@vtext.com
14-14 late 3rd

Fri, Oct 15, 6:33 pm
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219743xxxx@vtext.com
im in Is can u chill

Sun, Oct 17, 2:46 pm
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714625xxxx@vtext.com
Such a champ dude im
unarmed and limping

Wed, oct 20, 11:54 am
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931580xxxx@vtext.com
yeah lol FWD: sure but
you are always sending mixed
signals sometimes you
act like you like me and
other times you act like i
am trash

Fri, Oct 22, 5:19 pm
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717773xxxx@vtext.com
Just got called out but it
came back on how is the
homeworke going?

Thu, Oct 28, 5:41 pm
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ozziexx@vtext.com
Are u at the office

Thu, Oct 28, 5:41 pm
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808844xxxx@vtext.com
Sup dis is kaea i got a
new fone and new number

Thu, Oct 28, 5:41 pm
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516203xxxx@vtext.com
U kno wat i want

Thu, Oct 28, 7:01 pm
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626705xxxx@vtext.com
Hey u got anymore dimes?

Thu, oct 28, 10:01 pm
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Friday, March 4, 2011

September 2010 ("destiny was f*cking sexy")

219743xxxx@vtext.com

hey do u know when ur
gonna be back
R.I.P. (the rev)
-------
570279xxxx@vtext.com

Hello my little nut

Thu, Sept 16, 10:58 pm
--------
515468xxxx@vtext.com
hey do you care if kaylyn
come teepeeing with us on
friday?
The beast

Thu, Sept 16, 10:58 pm
-------
515468xxxx@vtext.com

Eighth grade never end!

Thu, Sept 16, 10:59 pm
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443223xxxx@vtext.com
You got them boys today?

Thu, Sep 16, 10:59 pm
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260243xxxx@vtext.com
the acid is off the table,
bro

Fri, Sep 17, 5:39 pm
-------
219743xxxx@vtext.com
sup
R.I.P. (the rev)

Fri, Sep 17, 5:55 pm
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219743xxxx@vtext.com
hey buddy
R.I.P. (the rev)

Sat, Sep 18, 3:30 pm
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402740xxxx@vtext.com
Claimed any yet?

Sun, Sep 19, 10:10 am
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402740xxxx@vtext.com
P*ssy *ss b*tch where u
stayin

Sun, Sep 19, 10:10 am
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JAKExxx@vtext.com
Hey i heard you had a talk
with hollie about me. you
may be a stoner but at
least you a good friend

Tue, Sep 21, 7:09 am
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412552xxxx@vtext.com
Yo my phone is broke i
can only send new
messages cant read any
and i can only answer calls

Tue, Sep 21, 10:20 am
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315868xxxx@vtext.com
I am soooo over school

Wed, Sep 21, 8:19 am
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937657xxxx@vtext.com
holly shit stoner!.....a hawk
flew into mrs.obringers
room!

Wed, Sep 22, 9:52 am
--------
610574xxxx@vtext.com
Im sending all my love
and thoughts your way.
No need to write back but
let me know if you need
anything. Kitty and i are
available 24/7. Anything
anytime

Wed, Sep 22, 2:05 pm
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406438xxxx@vtext.com
Comin hom 2nite!
~Wildangel~

Thu, Sep 23, 7:35 am
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918550xxxx@vtext.com
boner hey you should letta
me stay the night with
you and duck
(wanna get negged??)

Sat, Sep 25, 3:57 pm
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562480xxxx@vtext.com
destiny was f*cking sexy

Sat, Sep 25, 5:06 pm
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Blazin' Hot Random Summer Texts -- August 2010

757409xxxx@vtext.com
Make sure we are doing
the 3rd floor today sgt nett
will be there

Sun, Aug 8, 7:29 am
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757409xxxx@vtext.com
Formation quad 163p

Sun, Aug 8, 7:49 am
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JDUSxxx@vtext.com
"i collect spores mold and
fungus" name the movie?

Sun, Aug 8, 7:49 am
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323500xxxx@vtext.com
WHATS UP WHAT U B
DOING SO THAT THING IN
THE PARK WHATS GOING
ON WITH THAT
"Rowdy"

Sun, Aug 8, 7:49 am
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570297xxxx@vtext.com
Just wanted 2 say good
morning

Fri, Aug 13, 6:40 pm
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513368xxxx@vtext.com
Hey its kevin i am in
cincinnati for a police test
i was thinking about
surprising maggie what u
think

Tue, Aug 17, 9:25 am
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513368xxxx@vtext.com
Hope to suprise her

Tue, Aug 17, 9:25 am
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520904xxxx@vtext.com
Wad up

Tue, Aug 17, 9:25 am
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931131xxxx@vtext.com
Hey are you still with your
lil girl wb
~Single Lady~

Mon, Aug 23, 7:05 pm
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412296xxxx@vtext.com

noww?

Tue, Aug 24, 10:46 am
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Friday, February 11, 2011

July TEXTS from the ether

570279xxxx@vtext.com
Fyi im off 2morrow were
taking the boys 2 knoebles
sometime

Thu, Jul 1, 9:50 am
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412527xxxx@vtext.com
I need ur help kicken
marleys ass

Thu, Jul 1, 9:50 am
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602309xxxx@vtext.com
Told you. You wouldnt text
me back

Thu, Jul 1, 8:11 pm
--------
520440xxxx@vtext.com
hey bro i need a 16" or15
upper bad. to complete a
trade.... got one? ... do not
need anything fancy, no rail
system just basic

Fri, Jul 2, 10:42 am
--------
734629xxxx@vtext.com
Are you guys going to
have drinks or is it byob?
And send of the address to
dons.

Fri, Jul 2, 3:42 pm
--------
518569xxxx@vtext.com
hey that bag was point
five short just make it up
to us next time we get at u
peace out

Mon, Jul 5, 6:38 pm
--------
440865xxxxx@vtext.com
i dont recieve calls in my
apartment.... shitty service.
i work, but im still down
to do something..and im
not with shuab and hutch
they are in grafton.

Tue, Jul 6, 6:23 pm
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573513xxxx@vtext.com
Hey man wasup
Poop

Sat, Jul 10, 5:46 pm
--------
203996xxxx@vtext.com
Off Monday? Want to
play?

Sun, Jul 11, 11:16 am
--------
573513xxxx@vtext.com
Waduuupppp??!!
Poop

Sun, Jul 11, 3:37 pm
--------
320232xxxx@vtext.com
hey how bad is it i dont
have a tv yet

Sat, Jul 17, 4:25 pm
--------
570279xxxx@vtext.com
< went home yest w a
headache at 11. vet called
her blood work shoes
elevate signs in 2 things
which usually means a
mass cancer or tumor so
its just a m

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
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814233xxxx@vtext.com
hey stoner its me derek
what is camrons number
just wondering doud

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
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814233xxxx@vtext.com
hey is he aloud coming
over for a little if u know

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
--------
814233xxxx@vtext.com
hey are you awake

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
--------
814233xxxx@vtext.com
if camron is aloud coming
over tell him to brig a
bathing suit

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
---------
814233xxxx@vtext.com
are you awake doud wake
up

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
--------
814233xxxx@vtext.com
hey ware are you

Tue, Jul 20, 10:33 am
--------
(?? how is it humanly possible that the above person sent six texts all at 10:33 am ?? can fingers really be that fast?? fyi: the spelling of "doude" amuses me greatly)
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JDUSxxx@vtext.com
heard u did well bro. nice
work. you guys will crush
it out there

Thu, Jul 22, 3:01 pm
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June 2010 Out of ConTEXTS

317695xxxx@vtext.com

Book we spoke of earlier
today. WHERE'S MY
WAND? BY ERIC POOLE
Sara

Wed, Jun 9, 6:29 pm
--------
818614xxxx@vtext.com

alyson who is this

Tue, Jun 15, 8:22 am
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307262xxxx@vtext.com
Happy Father's Day to an
excellent Daddy and man!
I hope u have
awonderful day with ur
boys! We will get a plan
for u to come start
sprinkler this wk!

Sun, Jun 20, 11:34 am
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302530xxxx@vtext.com
yo its me reaper wats up
man

Tue, Jun 22, 1:15 pm
--------
602910xxxx@vtext.com
Thank you. angie is good
for sure. It was a great
night didnt think of my
craziness in my life at all.
Loved the stores too and
your company.

Fri, Jun 25, 9:25 pm
--------
520440xxxx@vtext.com
hey bro did/do you have a
buddy that is doing that
robar style grip texturing
on glocks?

Mon, Jun 28, 11:17 am
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717271xxxx@vtext.com
Im crashing your party

Mon, June 28, 6:23 pm
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509846xxxx@vtext.com
Wat up
TAZ

Tue, Jun 29, 12:48 pm
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