May 2011 - random string of texts & stories

[I blew it and left my text inbox full for a long long time - missed a slew of random texts and partial storylines, but ah well, there are still plenty more to be had - here you go!]
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
Yo im headn home 2night
can u get somthiog before i
go

Wed May 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
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760792xxxx@vtext.com
come out & play
*STAY*HIGH*

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
she said whatever

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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716818xxxx@vtext.com
She said get 1 s and
quarters please

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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520360xxxx@vtext.com
I hate this

Wed May 4 10:17 pm
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740501xxxx@vtext.com
with a boner.

Wed May 4, 10:17 pm
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478550xxxx@vtext.com
HEY
PaPa Stone

Thu May 5, 11:27 am
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719468xxxx@vtext.com
Whath up bro

Fri May 6 7:12 pm
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406590xxx@vtext.com
I have them
[...America...}

Sun, May 8, 3:53 pm
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847707xxxx@vtext.com
Yo what up son what time
you gonna be at the library
until?

Tue May 10 6:35 pm
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320309xxxx@vtext.com
Im thirsty

Fri May 13 10:45 am
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303915xxxx@vtext.com
Thanks for lookin out for
everyone last night :) it
was awesome to see! :)
you're the best! jordy!
Just thought u needed to
know how appreciated u
are :)

Fri May 13 10:45 am
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KRSJxx@vtext.com
You up

Mon May 16 8:38 pm
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630399xxxx@vtext.com
Lol how much is rent
again? and how many
bedrooms?

Tue May 17 5:23 pm
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678897xxxx@vtext.com
What did he say

Thu May 19 12:49 pm
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724822xxxx@vtext.com
was able to change our
vacation week nic will be
able to go to kent wrestling
camp on the 12th now

Thu May 19 3:06 pm
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919323xxxx@vtext.com
U going to walmart?

Sat May 21 7:10 pm
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410218xxxx@vtext.com
Can yo blow me ... I mean
can I borrow your blower
for 5 min?

Sun May 22 7:52 am
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mindymxxxx@vtext.com
hey what day are you
having the memorial day
party

Wed May 25 2:02 pm
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615925xxxx@vtext.com
Do you know any more
number

Fri May 27 4:46 pm
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adamshexxxx@vtext.com
Dude this place is crazy
you would love it I swear
hundreds of buggies quads
and dune buggies every
where

Fri May 27 7:46 pm
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315573xxxx@vtext.com
Wuts up fucker

Sat May 28 9:27 pm
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605359xxxx@vtext.com
when u bring the chipper
bring your expando saw

Mon May 30 1:41 pm
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352494xxxx@vtext.com
U in west palm nigga??

Tue May 31 12:19 pm
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352494@vtext.com
Yo homo!!

Tue May 31 12:31 pm
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352494xxxx@vtext.com
Yo u need 2 find us a
place to party friday or
saturday

Tue May 31 4:07 pm
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